Wednesday, September 4, 2013

You Might Be An Association Professional...

Just for fun today...couldn't help myself.

If you offer your husband a cup of tea and you ask him if he'd like lemon or constant contact...you might be an association professional.

If you find yourself running a SWOT analysis on someone you just started dating...you might be an association professional.

If you find yourself discussing the "policy" regarding borrowing the car on Friday night with your teenager...you might be an association professional.

If you refer to leaving for vacation as "load out"...you might be an association professional.

If you land in an any random airport, disembark and know immediately where the nearest bathroom and Starbucks is...you might be an association professional.

If you find yourself pushing family members to "reach consensus" as to who is hosting Thanksgiving this year...you might be an association professional.

If you absentmindedly respond to your significant others suggestion on a restaurant for dinner by saying, "Yeah, yeah, I'll second that..." you might be an association professional.

If you text your meeting planner at 3:00 AM in the morning because you just had a great idea...you might be an association professional.

If your children are complaining about a family decision and you respond, "Suck it up Charlie, we took a vote," ...you might be an association professional.

If you have a tic in your left eye that activates every time you think about a certain past President...you might be an association professional.

If your jewelry box contains a special, beaded, designer lanyard...you might be an association professional.

If you have enough logo covered bags in your garage to take a small army camping...you might be an association professional.

If you go to a family event and demand to see the program...you might be an association professional.

If you can get ticked off five times in the first fifteen minutes of any hotel stay...you might be an association professional.

If you go on vacation with the family and try to sneak in a site inspection while they are at the pool...you might be an association professional.

If you feel compelled to develop a "theme" to go with a family outing...you might be an association professional.

If you can't explain what you do for a living...you might be an association professional.

2 comments:

  1. Nice one, Shelly. I don't have the lanyard yet...what does that mean?

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  2. What that means is you need to talk to MaryAnne Bobrow - she makes the coolest custom lanyards! :D Thanks for the read.....I thought we would just have some fun this week!

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